So this is what happens when Natasha tells Clinton to go pick up their daughter from ballet lessons.
yeah. that’s basically it
not even exaggerating
#what happened in budapest (via selma-is-superwholocked)
a result of what happened in budapest
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
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